Q: Who was the worst man in the bible?
A: Moses - he broke all the Ten Commandments at once (when he
threw down the tablets!).
Did you know you can not watch television at night? Matthew 17:9
it says "And as they were coming down from the mountain, Jesus said "Tell
a vision to no man until the son has risen.... from the dead".
Did you know that pharaoh's sister was an excellent financier?
She took a little prophet from the bullrushes on the banks.
Q: Where is the first example of cannabalism in the bible?
A: Two Kings Ate One!
Q: Who is the shortest person in the Bible?
A: Bildad the Shuhite! . . . or . . .
A: Knee High Miah! . . . or . . .
A: Peter (when he slept on his watch) . . . or . . .
A: Jesus (when He spoke on a mustard seed)
Q: Who is the largest woman in the bible?
A: The woman of Some area (Samaria Jn 4)
Q: How do we know Moses was constipated?
A: He was told to go up a mountain and take two tablets.
Q: What is the first recorded case of constipation?
A: It's in Kings, where it says that David sat on the Throne
for forty years.
Q: Which bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.
Q: Who is the first man in the bible?
A: Chap 1.
Q: Who was the straightest man in Genesis?
A: Joseph - because he was a ruler.
Q: What was the first state mentioned in the Bible?
A: Arkansas - because Noah looked out of the ark and saw...
Did you know that they played tennis in ancient Egypt?
They must have, because Joseph served in Pharoah's court.
Did you know that the apostles did pub crawls on their journeys?
'They stopped off at the Three Taverns and took Courage'.(Acts 28v15
RSV)
Did you know that they had motorbikes in the bible?
Joshua's triumph was heard throughout the land.
Did you know that the apostles drove a Honda?
In Acts is says they were all in one Accord.
Did you know that they had baseball in the bible?
In the Big Inning Eve stole first, Adam stole second, and the Prodigal
Son ran home.
Also Noah was a nimble cash manager.
He floated his assets while the world was in liquidation.
Did you know that Jesus had an automobile?
He drove them from the temple in a Fury!
Did you know God was a helicopter pilot?
"...and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters." Gen 1:2 NIV
Q: How do we know Moses wore a wig?
A: Sometimes he was with Aaron and sometimes he wasn't!
Q: When was the first mention of a cigarette in the bible?
A: "And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac,
she lighted off the camel." (Gen 24:64)
Q: Are there any women in Heaven?
Q: Are there any preachers in Heaven?
A:"....there was silence in heaven about the space of half an
hour." (Rev 8:1)
Q: Why could Jona be eaten by the big fish?
A: He was one of the "minor prophets"!
Q: When is the first ice cream mentioned in the Bible?
A: Walls of Jericho!
A: Lions of Judah!
Q: When is the first food fight mentioned in the Bible?
A: "I looked and behold a flying roll!" (Zech 5:1 KJV)
Q: Did you know that Paul was the 1st surfer in the Bible?
A: Sure, in Acts he "came ashore on a board"!
Q: Do you know the phone number for the Garden of Eden?
A: Adam 8-1-2!
Q:Did you know there is mention of a cricket match in the bible?
A:At Pentecost when Peter stood up with the eleven and was bowled.
(bold)!!